I get my kicks in the apocalypse 

(A parody to the tune of Route 66, Rolling Stones Version by Athena Aktipis)

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Well if you’re thinkin’        
About preppin’ for the end    
Do it my way, the all hazards way my friend    
I get my kicks in the apocalypse     

No better time        
To start preppin’ than today    
Gotta get on up ahead before it’s too late   
I get my kicks in the apocalypse     

When San Francisco’s shakin’            
San Bernadino’s bakin’
Oklahoma’s twistin’
And Phoenix faintin’
You’ll need that shelter in place kit    
When UFOs from Sedona                   
Take over Arizona
And little green men
Try to put you in a coma
 
You’ll need…                                        
to get hip to this timely tip                  
And go prep your shelter in place kit 
I get my kicks in the apocalypse     
 
You’ll need some food and water      
For 72 hours
TP and paper towels
Duct tape and a hand crank radio       
Wrench or pliers, a manual can opener 
Flashlight and some chargers             
Put in some extra water
Maps and a whistle
And first aid kit
 
So common’                                        
And get hip to this timely tip               
And go prep your shelter in place kit  
Get your kicks in the apocalypse     

Then move on to your pantry
No need to make it fancy
Just beans and some rice
And it’s oh so nice
And add some quiona & peanut butter too
Stack that whiskey and that honey
More valuable than money
And when shit hits the fan
You can put it in your tummy
 
It’s time…
To get hip to this timely tip
And go prep your shelter in place kit
And get your kicks in the apocalypse
 
When San Francisco’s shakin’
San Bernadino’s bakin’
Oklahoma’s twistin’
And Phoenix faintin’
You’ll need that shelter in place kit
When UFOs from Sedona
Take over Arizona
And little green men
Try to put you in a coma
 
You’ll need…
to get hip to this timely tip
And go prep your shelter in place kit
 
I get my kicks in the apocalypse
Yeah it’s a trip this apocalypse
So shut your lips and go prep that kit